I, hereby, claim Lisa Christine W., c00k13_m0nst3r, set forth as of 6:00 AM, Sunday, January 30th, 2005. She is mine, and no others. However, if any others should like to claim Lisa, then I will have no other choice, but to hang you or burn you at the stake. If these things do not place fear in your heart, then I'm sure placing you in shackles before the townspeople to be spit upon, and laughed at, will. So yes, as I was saying, she's mine, all mine, all mine!
Thank you moderators, for all your wonderful work.